Someone requested a hand tutorial, so I rambled. I didn’t even get to everything I would like to, so here is a part!
TAKE TWO! Ostensibly for hitting 1000 followers but like the person who won at 500 never got in touch SO I’m adding a couple more things so should you win you get
- three little cute shakespeare buttons
- one large prose before bros button
- twenty small prose before bros stickers (which I encourage you to apply to the nearest bro) (I may throw in other stickers but we’ll see)
- shakespearean insult bandaids
- AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! THE SHAKESPEARE RUBBER DUCK!!!
So just be following the blog the last day or two of August I’ll probs be insane and moving into/out of places but I will def pick a winner!!
If you win! please please please get in touch with me! I will @ mention you in the winner post and send you a message! Please reply and tell me where to send these lovely things or I will be forced to keep them all to myself!!
I’m announcing the winner September 1st!
Dalek//Into The Dalek
DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW.
“Uh… most weapons are,” said Inigo.
“No, they’re not. They’re so you don’t have to kill people. They’re for… for having. For being seen. For warning. This isn’t one of those. It’s for hiding away until you bring it out and kill people in the dark."
Hey tumblr, how about we do a little character creation exercise.
Click here and generate your power:
Click here and generate your character description:
You only get one roll unless you get something seriously seriously shitty or omnipotence or something. Character appearance and setting are up to you. Draw it, write it, whatever.
LET’S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
- me: republicans and democrats are both useless
- dad: yeah, right on
- me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality
- dad: yeah, I guess
- me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution
- dad: wait what
- me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources
- dad: no stop-
- me: ☭
Just like in the Eric Garner situation…these people need to be heard and defended.
holy shit they actually charged him w filing a false police report bc they didnt like what he said
dorian johnson is his name
(the alleged theft was years ago and police are bringing it up now just to make him look bad. the false police report bit refers to the current situation)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
by William Shakespeare
Three watercolour illustrations I made for some school lessons about colour shades as background.
This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
i feel really sorry for peter capaldi because he’s wanted to be the doctor since he was a kid and now he finally is but now the writer of doctor who is moffat
when life gives you lemons what do you do
DONT MAKE LEMONADE
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
There isnt nearly enough fanart for Erebors royal family. So here you are: my interpretation of Thrain’s wife, mother of Thorin, Dis and Frerin, Princess of Erebor.